Boy- i love you.
Gal- shut up.
Boy- i will die for you.
Gal- shut up.
Boy- i can't leave without u.
Gal- shut up.
Boy- i will buy blackberry for you.
Gal: wow! really?!
Boy: shut up.
Friday, 9 November 2012
Girls sha!!!
GALS GALS GALS
Confused people... SOME of them don't know what they want
~ He is not handsome
~ He isn't tall enough
~ He can't pay my bills
~ He's too fat
~ He's too slim
~ He is too stingy
~ He got no swag
Confused people... SOME of them don't know what they want
~ He is not handsome
~ He isn't tall enough
~ He can't pay my bills
~ He's too fat
~ He's too slim
~ He is too stingy
~ He got no swag
~ He's not my type
~ OMG, God forbid, him? Never
I pity una... stay there and keep being selective and keep comparing while your mates are busy getting married every Saturday... When you are up to 40, then you would know life without a man is not worth it...
Stop playing hard to get or dey do like person wen no dey shit..
~ OMG, God forbid, him? Never
I pity una... stay there and keep being selective and keep comparing while your mates are busy getting married every Saturday... When you are up to 40, then you would know life without a man is not worth it...
Stop playing hard to get or dey do like person wen no dey shit..
True or False?
Funny but true..
•if a girl laughs loudlyshe is cheerful
•if a boy laughs loudlyhe is manner less
•if a girl talk sweetly she is charming
•if a boy talk sweetly he is flirt
•if a girl is shopping she is trendy
•if a boy is shopping he is wasting money
•if a girl is silent she is sad
•if a boy is silent he isbeing rude
•if a girl laughs loudlyshe is cheerful
•if a boy laughs loudlyhe is manner less
•if a girl talk sweetly she is charming
•if a boy talk sweetly he is flirt
•if a girl is shopping she is trendy
•if a boy is shopping he is wasting money
•if a girl is silent she is sad
•if a boy is silent he isbeing rude
•if girls walk in groupthey are group
•if boys walk in groupthey are gang.
~ Click like if you agree
~ Comment if you disagree
•if boys walk in groupthey are gang.
~ Click like if you agree
~ Comment if you disagree
joke... what would be your response?
Imagine u hav called 666,
wat could be the response????
"Welcome 2 Hell Customer Care...
...To know Ur funeral day press 1,
...Ur life balance press 2,
......Enquire ur sins press 3, ....Redeem ur sins press 4.
....Press 5 to speak directly to satan's secretary.....
Sorry u have insufficient sins to complete this call, please top up......
lol
wat could be the response????
"Welcome 2 Hell Customer Care...
...To know Ur funeral day press 1,
...Ur life balance press 2,
......Enquire ur sins press 3, ....Redeem ur sins press 4.
....Press 5 to speak directly to satan's secretary.....
Sorry u have insufficient sins to complete this call, please top up......
lol
joke... my name is kelvin not a nun
A cab driver picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."
She answers: "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that ther
She asks him why he is staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."
She answers: "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that ther
e's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She responds,
"Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2 you must be a Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!"
The nun says, "OK, pull into the next alley." He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child." said the nun, "Why are you crying?"
"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and a I'm a Baptist."
The nun says, "That's OK, I am on the way to a Halloween party, and my name is Kevin."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She responds,
"Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2 you must be a Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!"
The nun says, "OK, pull into the next alley." He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child." said the nun, "Why are you crying?"
"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and a I'm a Baptist."
The nun says, "That's OK, I am on the way to a Halloween party, and my name is Kevin."
joke... This is your first time
A Couple never fought in 25Yrs!!!!
.
A friend asked - How did U make it possible ??
.
.
Husband - We went 2 Shimla for our Honeymoon, While Horse riding My Wife's
Horse jumped & my wife fell down, she got up,
patted the Horse's back & said"Dis is your 1st
time"
.
.
A friend asked - How did U make it possible ??
.
.
Husband - We went 2 Shimla for our Honeymoon, While Horse riding My Wife's
Horse jumped & my wife fell down, she got up,
patted the Horse's back & said"Dis is your 1st
time"
.
After a while, it happened again. She said "dis is your 2nd time" & .
When it happened the 3rd time, she took out a
gun & shot the horse.
.
I shouted, U psycho, U killed the horse.
. She gave a grave look & said "dis is your 1st
time". & Since then we are very happy...
When it happened the 3rd time, she took out a
gun & shot the horse.
.
I shouted, U psycho, U killed the horse.
. She gave a grave look & said "dis is your 1st
time". & Since then we are very happy...
on a lighter mood!!! 5 things American movies teach us:
5 things American movies teach us:
1. Chinese have nothing better to do than teaching or practice Kung Fu.
2. More than 50% of U.S. population are FBI/CIA agents, working undercover.
3. The purpose of school system Of U.S. is to promote Basketball and Baseball.
4. Aliens have special interest in attacking U.S.
5. U.S. is a place where you can meet all mythical creatures like werewolves & vampires.
5 things Indian Movies Teach Us:
1. At Least one of the identical twins is born evil.
2. While defusing a bomb, Don't worry, whichever wire you cut… you “always choose the right one".
3. A hero will show no pain while getting beaten up; But will show pain when a girl cleans up his wound.
4. A detective can solve a case only when he is suspended from duty
5. If you decide to start dancing on the street, everyone you know will AUTOMATICALLY know all the steps
1. Chinese have nothing better to do than teaching or practice Kung Fu.
2. More than 50% of U.S. population are FBI/CIA agents, working undercover.
3. The purpose of school system Of U.S. is to promote Basketball and Baseball.
4. Aliens have special interest in attacking U.S.
5. U.S. is a place where you can meet all mythical creatures like werewolves & vampires.
5 things Indian Movies Teach Us:
1. At Least one of the identical twins is born evil.
2. While defusing a bomb, Don't worry, whichever wire you cut… you “always choose the right one".
3. A hero will show no pain while getting beaten up; But will show pain when a girl cleans up his wound.
4. A detective can solve a case only when he is suspended from duty
5. If you decide to start dancing on the street, everyone you know will AUTOMATICALLY know all the steps
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