joke... This is your first time

A Couple never fought in 25Yrs!!!!
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A friend asked - How did U make it possible ??
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Husband - We went 2 Shimla for our Honeymoon, While Horse riding My Wife's
Horse jumped & my wife fell down, she got up,
patted the Horse's back & said"Dis is your 1st
time"
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After a while, it happened again. She said "dis is your 2nd time" & .
When it happened the 3rd time, she took out a
gun & shot the horse.
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I shouted, U psycho, U killed the horse.
. She gave a grave look & said "dis is your 1st
time". & Since then we are very happy...