joke... what would be your response?

Imagine u hav called 666,
wat could be the response????
"Welcome 2 Hell Customer Care...
...To know Ur funeral day press 1,
...Ur life balance press 2,
......Enquire ur sins press 3, ....Redeem ur sins press 4.
....Press 5 to speak directly to satan's secretary.....
Sorry u have insufficient sins to complete this call, please top up......
lol