D MURDER OF ENGLISH IN LUV LETTER

D MURDER OF ENGLISH IN LUV
LETTER
Akpors letter to Ekaitte....
Dear Sugar
Time and ability
plus double
capacity has
forced my pen to
dance
automatically on
this benedicted
sheet of paper.
Why this
miraculous thing
happened is
because honey I
love you
spontaneously and as I stand
horizontal to the
wall and perpendicular to
the ground I only
think of you, since
you are a fantastic and fabulous
girl
Darling please Stop haranguing
with the feelings in my heart
because I
love you more than a snake loves
rat.
To me each day
starts by thinking
of you and ends by dreaming of
you.
Each time I see you my metabolism
suddenly stops
and my peristalsis
goes in reverse
gear. My medular-
oblangata also
stops functioning.
Crazy crazy crazy
you may say but
this is true. If only
you knew what is
going on in my
encephalon you
would understand.
That's why I need
to see you face to
face with you,
soon. I think I have to pen-off here
because I still
haven't finished
studying electrolysis and
polymerization.
Catch you later.
Sleep tight and
don't let those bed bugs bite you
coz you are too sweet a thing for
them.
Yourz Ever,
Akpors