how annoying are these on BBM?

SOME ANNOYING BBM UPDATES:

1. Good night pals! (So? Should we cry?)

2. Am back pals! (from where, prison or hospital?)

3. Am sick! (Go to a hospital!)

4. My heart is broken, I will never love again (hahahaha who is a heart surgeon or mechanic)

5. Am Gona b off 4 a while (Safe journey,u dey package wen u knw say u no go c moni tke subs truout dis week)

6. Facebook is boring 2day! (Hehe cheer it up if u're boring!)

7. Any lady/guy online? (Pervert!)

8. Am back! Did u miss me? (I didn't even notice you had gone... Duh!)

9. I love my Boo (Tel him, not us)

10. Lagos on my mind (Ehen? y u dey tell me?Na me wan giv u T FARE?)

11.I no see my period ( u no know wen u do am ?)

12. So Angry (go fight who provoke u )(y)

13.People are wicked ( na today u know ?)

14.Had a terrible dream last night(I be Joseph the dream interpreter?)

15.Am in love ( no be news.)

16. Am just so tired ( u no go go sleep)

17.I saw an angel ( na demon u for see ?)

18. money on my mind(Nd so? Here resemble LAPO? go rob bank)

19.Am hungry (here na kitchen?)

20.Am beautiful nd I knw it.(All Thanks goes 2 Mary KAY pancake,so chop ur beauty)

21.Ur pix looks nice( I know b4 I put am)

22.Lecture in a bit ( here na class?)

23.Oh God my flight is delayed (take molue)

24.New me ( wetin be our business ?)

25.Am tired of this life ( who send u come ?)

26. I am off to church ( na baba lawo place u for go)=)) Enjoy d rest of d day.
27.Love my new hair( ehen mek we cry, gba gbe oshii).
28.Elegushi inabit or club uno on point( ehen we knw sey u be runz girl, no need to loud am oyee wa>:/ )