SOME ANNOYING BBM UPDATES:
1. Good night pals! (So? Should we cry?)
2. Am back pals! (from where, prison or hospital?)
3. Am sick! (Go to a hospital!)
4. My heart is broken, I will never love again (hahahaha who is a heart surgeon or mechanic)
5. Am Gona b off 4 a while (Safe journey,u dey package wen u knw say u no go c moni tke subs truout dis week)
6. Facebook is boring 2day! (Hehe cheer it up if u're boring!)
7. Any lady/guy online? (Pervert!)
8. Am back! Did u miss me? (I didn't even notice you had gone... Duh!)
9. I love my Boo (Tel him, not us)
10. Lagos on my mind (Ehen? y u dey tell me?Na me wan giv u T FARE?)
11.I no see my period ( u no know wen u do am ?)
12. So Angry (go fight who provoke u )(y)
13.People are wicked ( na today u know ?)
14.Had a terrible dream last night(I be Joseph the dream interpreter?)
15.Am in love ( no be news.)
16. Am just so tired ( u no go go sleep)
17.I saw an angel ( na demon u for see ?)
18. money on my mind(Nd so? Here resemble LAPO? go rob bank)
19.Am hungry (here na kitchen?)
20.Am beautiful nd I knw it.(All Thanks goes 2 Mary KAY pancake,so chop ur beauty)
21.Ur pix looks nice( I know b4 I put am)
22.Lecture in a bit ( here na class?)
23.Oh God my flight is delayed (take molue)
24.New me ( wetin be our business ?)
25.Am tired of this life ( who send u come ?)
26. I am off to church ( na baba lawo place u for go)=)) Enjoy d rest of d day.
27.Love my new hair( ehen mek we cry, gba gbe oshii).
28.Elegushi inabit or club uno on point( ehen we knw sey u be runz girl, no need to loud am oyee wa>:/ )
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