Boy- i love you.
Gal- shut up.
Boy- i will die for you.
Gal- shut up.
Boy- i can't leave without u.
Gal- shut up.
Boy- i will buy blackberry for you.
Gal: wow! really?!
Boy: shut up.
Friday 9 November 2012
Girls sha!!!
GALS GALS GALS
Confused people... SOME of them don't know what they want
~ He is not handsome
~ He isn't tall enough
~ He can't pay my bills
~ He's too fat
~ He's too slim
~ He is too stingy
~ He got no swag
Confused people... SOME of them don't know what they want
~ He is not handsome
~ He isn't tall enough
~ He can't pay my bills
~ He's too fat
~ He's too slim
~ He is too stingy
~ He got no swag
~ He's not my type
~ OMG, God forbid, him? Never
I pity una... stay there and keep being selective and keep comparing while your mates are busy getting married every Saturday... When you are up to 40, then you would know life without a man is not worth it...
Stop playing hard to get or dey do like person wen no dey shit..
~ OMG, God forbid, him? Never
I pity una... stay there and keep being selective and keep comparing while your mates are busy getting married every Saturday... When you are up to 40, then you would know life without a man is not worth it...
Stop playing hard to get or dey do like person wen no dey shit..
True or False?
Funny but true..
•if a girl laughs loudlyshe is cheerful
•if a boy laughs loudlyhe is manner less
•if a girl talk sweetly she is charming
•if a boy talk sweetly he is flirt
•if a girl is shopping she is trendy
•if a boy is shopping he is wasting money
•if a girl is silent she is sad
•if a boy is silent he isbeing rude
•if a girl laughs loudlyshe is cheerful
•if a boy laughs loudlyhe is manner less
•if a girl talk sweetly she is charming
•if a boy talk sweetly he is flirt
•if a girl is shopping she is trendy
•if a boy is shopping he is wasting money
•if a girl is silent she is sad
•if a boy is silent he isbeing rude
•if girls walk in groupthey are group
•if boys walk in groupthey are gang.
~ Click like if you agree
~ Comment if you disagree
•if boys walk in groupthey are gang.
~ Click like if you agree
~ Comment if you disagree
joke... what would be your response?
Imagine u hav called 666,
wat could be the response????
"Welcome 2 Hell Customer Care...
...To know Ur funeral day press 1,
...Ur life balance press 2,
......Enquire ur sins press 3, ....Redeem ur sins press 4.
....Press 5 to speak directly to satan's secretary.....
Sorry u have insufficient sins to complete this call, please top up......
lol
wat could be the response????
"Welcome 2 Hell Customer Care...
...To know Ur funeral day press 1,
...Ur life balance press 2,
......Enquire ur sins press 3, ....Redeem ur sins press 4.
....Press 5 to speak directly to satan's secretary.....
Sorry u have insufficient sins to complete this call, please top up......
lol
joke... my name is kelvin not a nun
A cab driver picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."
She answers: "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that ther
She asks him why he is staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."
She answers: "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that ther
e's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She responds,
"Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2 you must be a Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!"
The nun says, "OK, pull into the next alley." He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child." said the nun, "Why are you crying?"
"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and a I'm a Baptist."
The nun says, "That's OK, I am on the way to a Halloween party, and my name is Kevin."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She responds,
"Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2 you must be a Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!"
The nun says, "OK, pull into the next alley." He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child." said the nun, "Why are you crying?"
"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and a I'm a Baptist."
The nun says, "That's OK, I am on the way to a Halloween party, and my name is Kevin."
joke... This is your first time
A Couple never fought in 25Yrs!!!!
.
A friend asked - How did U make it possible ??
.
.
Husband - We went 2 Shimla for our Honeymoon, While Horse riding My Wife's
Horse jumped & my wife fell down, she got up,
patted the Horse's back & said"Dis is your 1st
time"
.
.
A friend asked - How did U make it possible ??
.
.
Husband - We went 2 Shimla for our Honeymoon, While Horse riding My Wife's
Horse jumped & my wife fell down, she got up,
patted the Horse's back & said"Dis is your 1st
time"
.
After a while, it happened again. She said "dis is your 2nd time" & .
When it happened the 3rd time, she took out a
gun & shot the horse.
.
I shouted, U psycho, U killed the horse.
. She gave a grave look & said "dis is your 1st
time". & Since then we are very happy...
When it happened the 3rd time, she took out a
gun & shot the horse.
.
I shouted, U psycho, U killed the horse.
. She gave a grave look & said "dis is your 1st
time". & Since then we are very happy...
on a lighter mood!!! 5 things American movies teach us:
5 things American movies teach us:
1. Chinese have nothing better to do than teaching or practice Kung Fu.
2. More than 50% of U.S. population are FBI/CIA agents, working undercover.
3. The purpose of school system Of U.S. is to promote Basketball and Baseball.
4. Aliens have special interest in attacking U.S.
5. U.S. is a place where you can meet all mythical creatures like werewolves & vampires.
5 things Indian Movies Teach Us:
1. At Least one of the identical twins is born evil.
2. While defusing a bomb, Don't worry, whichever wire you cut… you “always choose the right one".
3. A hero will show no pain while getting beaten up; But will show pain when a girl cleans up his wound.
4. A detective can solve a case only when he is suspended from duty
5. If you decide to start dancing on the street, everyone you know will AUTOMATICALLY know all the steps
1. Chinese have nothing better to do than teaching or practice Kung Fu.
2. More than 50% of U.S. population are FBI/CIA agents, working undercover.
3. The purpose of school system Of U.S. is to promote Basketball and Baseball.
4. Aliens have special interest in attacking U.S.
5. U.S. is a place where you can meet all mythical creatures like werewolves & vampires.
5 things Indian Movies Teach Us:
1. At Least one of the identical twins is born evil.
2. While defusing a bomb, Don't worry, whichever wire you cut… you “always choose the right one".
3. A hero will show no pain while getting beaten up; But will show pain when a girl cleans up his wound.
4. A detective can solve a case only when he is suspended from duty
5. If you decide to start dancing on the street, everyone you know will AUTOMATICALLY know all the steps
joke... greater problem
Wife: You always carry my photo in your hand bag to the office. Why?
Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how powerful I am ?
Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can
there be greater than this one?"
Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how powerful I am ?
Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can
there be greater than this one?"
joke... my name is zzzzzzzzfunke
On Sunday a gang went into a church and started closing windows and doors.
They told the congregation that they were going to kill everyone but in alphabetical order. They went to the Rev.
What is your name?
Rev: Zoseph Zmith
Lucky you,
Pianist: my name is Zemanuel Zwilliams but one of the ushers over there is Abigail Ann.
You lying bastard,the usher replies. My name is Zzzabigail Zzzann. Wat name wud u ve mentiond if u were to be around??
They told the congregation that they were going to kill everyone but in alphabetical order. They went to the Rev.
What is your name?
Rev: Zoseph Zmith
Lucky you,
Pianist: my name is Zemanuel Zwilliams but one of the ushers over there is Abigail Ann.
You lying bastard,the usher replies. My name is Zzzabigail Zzzann. Wat name wud u ve mentiond if u were to be around??
joke... dinner was cancelled
At Dinner Little Jhonny was ordered to lead in Prayer.
Little Jhonny : “But I dont know how to pray ?”
Dad : “Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbours, The Poor, Etc”
Little Jhonny started the prayer :
Dear Lord, thank you for our visitors and their children, Who finished all my cookies and ice cream. Bless them so they wont come again.
Forgive our neighbor’s Son, who removed my Sister’s clothes and wrestled with her on her bed.
This coming christmas, Please send clothes to all those poor naked ladies on my Daddy’s Iphone and provide shelter for the homeless men who use Mom’s room when daddy is at work.
Amen
Dinner was cancelled.
Little Jhonny : “But I dont know how to pray ?”
Dad : “Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbours, The Poor, Etc”
Little Jhonny started the prayer :
Dear Lord, thank you for our visitors and their children, Who finished all my cookies and ice cream. Bless them so they wont come again.
Forgive our neighbor’s Son, who removed my Sister’s clothes and wrestled with her on her bed.
This coming christmas, Please send clothes to all those poor naked ladies on my Daddy’s Iphone and provide shelter for the homeless men who use Mom’s room when daddy is at work.
Amen
Dinner was cancelled.
joke...just to be sure
A husband sent a text to his wife last night,
"Hi babe I'm at the pub with some lads, please try and wash all my dirty clothes and make sure you prepare my favourite dish before I return."
(50 minutes later)
The man sent another text, "Babe I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of the month I'm getting you a new car"
She text back immediately,
"Hi babe I'm at the pub with some lads, please try and wash all my dirty clothes and make sure you prepare my favourite dish before I return."
(50 minutes later)
The man sent another text, "Babe I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of the month I'm getting you a new car"
She text back immediately,
"Omg really?"
I replied,"No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message."
I replied,"No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message."
joke; I passed
Gal: Dad can i ask u something????
Dad: Yes go ahead huny
Gal: Which one's good, to pass or to fail???
Dad: To pass dia
Gal: Then u'd be proud of me ryt???
Dad: Yes go ahead huny
Gal: Which one's good, to pass or to fail???
Dad: To pass dia
Gal: Then u'd be proud of me ryt???
Dad: Why???
Gal: Because i passed my pregnancy test dad!!!!
Gal: Because i passed my pregnancy test dad!!!!
YOU HAVE TO READ THIS - MEN AND WOMEN THINK DIFFERENTLY!
YOU HAVE TO READ THIS - MEN AND WOMEN THINK DIFFERENTLY!
Two women are chatting in an office.
Woman 1: "I had sex last night, did you?"
Woman 2: "Yes."
Woman 1: "Was it good?"
Woman 2: "No, it was a disaster... my husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes, got on top of me, finished having sex in five minutes, rolled over and fell asleep in two minutes. How was yours?"
Woman 1: "Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out to a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When we came home he lit the candles around the house and we had an hour of foreplay. We then had an hour long session of fantastic sex and afterwards talked for an hour. It was like a fairytale!"
At the same time, their husbands are talking at work.
Husband 1: "You wanted sex last night, how was it?"
Husband 2: "Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate, had sex with my wife and fell asleep. It was great! What about you?"
Husband 1: "It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner because they cut the electricity because I hadn't paid the bill; so I had to take my wife out to dinner which was so expensive that I didn't have money left for a cab. We had to walk home which took an hour - and when we got home I remembered there was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the house! I was so angry that I couldn't get it up for an hour and then I couldn't climax for another hour. After I finally did, I was so aggravated that I couldn't fall asleep and my wife was jabbering away for another hour!"
Two women are chatting in an office.
Woman 1: "I had sex last night, did you?"
Woman 2: "Yes."
Woman 1: "Was it good?"
Woman 2: "No, it was a disaster... my husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes, got on top of me, finished having sex in five minutes, rolled over and fell asleep in two minutes. How was yours?"
Woman 1: "Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out to a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When we came home he lit the candles around the house and we had an hour of foreplay. We then had an hour long session of fantastic sex and afterwards talked for an hour. It was like a fairytale!"
At the same time, their husbands are talking at work.
Husband 1: "You wanted sex last night, how was it?"
Husband 2: "Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate, had sex with my wife and fell asleep. It was great! What about you?"
Husband 1: "It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner because they cut the electricity because I hadn't paid the bill; so I had to take my wife out to dinner which was so expensive that I didn't have money left for a cab. We had to walk home which took an hour - and when we got home I remembered there was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the house! I was so angry that I couldn't get it up for an hour and then I couldn't climax for another hour. After I finally did, I was so aggravated that I couldn't fall asleep and my wife was jabbering away for another hour!"
Wednesday 17 October 2012
Someting Against Divorce
- BONE FROM BONE
Divorce is the growing sickness of our age, threatening the very existence of the home. Approximately one in every three marriages ends in divorce, and evidence suggests the toll is rising. The sharp upward rise began in 1969, when 639,000 couples broke the record set in 1946 with the dissolution of many hasty wartime marriages. Since 1969, the divorce rate has steadily increased more than the marriage rate and the population growth. Commenting on the current attitude toward divorce, lawyer Max Lichtenberg says, "Marriage is no longer viewed as something made in heaven. It's a legal contract."
This "worldly" view toward marriage is tragic and totally anti-biblical. Jesus pointedly said of the marriage relationship: So then, they are no longer two but one flesh. Therefore what God has joined together, let not man separate (Matthew 19:6). Jesus tells us that marriage is a union, not a contract.
The special nature of marriage was further illustrated when God created woman. Note that the females of all other species were created independently of the male. However, when God created woman He drew flesh from the man's flesh and bone from his bone. Man is incomplete without woman because she is part of him. Woman is incomplete without man because he is part of her. In marriage, a union of the two is formed, and they become one flesh. A broken union is a rift in God's creation. Adam said of Eve: This is now bone of my bones and flesh of my flesh; She shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man (Genesis 2:23).
joke: exam wahala
Three University guys dodged exam becauses they did not read. They came
up with a plan, got themselves dirty using grease then went to see the
Dean. ”Sir we are sorry we couldn't make it to the exam. We attended a
wedding and on our way back the car broke down thus we became so dirty
as you can see. The Dean understood and gave them three days to prepare.
After three days they went to the Dean very ready for the exam becauses
they had studied. The Dean put them in there separate classes. There
were only four in the exam paper;
1. Who and who got married? (25 mks)
2. Where was the reception held? (25mks)
3. Where exactly did the car broke down? (25mks)
4.What type of a car broke down? (25mks)
Good luck, your answers must be the same.
Na how dem wan do am ?
1. Who and who got married? (25 mks)
2. Where was the reception held? (25mks)
3. Where exactly did the car broke down? (25mks)
4.What type of a car broke down? (25mks)
Good luck, your answers must be the same.
Na how dem wan do am ?
Thursday 20 September 2012
Shakira reveals she’s pregnant with first child
Her hips don't lie,
and now, neither does Shakira. The Colombian pop star — who is set to
temporarily replace Christina Aguilera on "The Voice" next season —
finally confirmed the rumor that she and her soccer star beau, Gerard
Pique, are expecting a baby. "As some of you may know, Gerard and I are
very happy awaiting the arrival of our first baby!" the 35-year-old wrote on
her website on Wednesday. "At this time we have decided to give
priority to this unique moment in our lives and postpone all the
promotional activities planned over the next few days," including her
performance at the iHeartRadio festival in Las Vegas this weekend. But,
she adds, "I'm sure this weekend in Las Vegas will be spectacular and I
will be closely following everything that happens there! … Big kiss!"
According to Colombian magazine Gente, Shakira and the Spanish-born Pique, 25, are expecting a baby boy, who is set to arrive in January. The report from last month adds that the couple has already nicknamed him Ulicito. Shakira's pregnancy was first reported in July when she was spotted visiting an obstetrician in Miami.
Shakira and Pique, who plays center back for FC Barcelona, have been dating since at least March 2011, just two months after she announced her split from her boyfriend of 11 years, Antonio de la Rua, the son of a former president of Argentina. Earlier that year, it had been rumored that she was already seeing Pique, although she denied it.
The two first met in the spring of 2010, about the same time he appeared in the music video for her World Cup anthem, "Waka Waka," and the same year Spain took the title. Since then, Shakira has been spotted cheering on her man at FC Barcelona games all over the world, including a match in Dallas last year.
But not all is so rosy for
Shakira. Her ex, de la Rua, is suing her for $250 million because he
claims he gave up his career as a publicist to solely focus on brokering
deals for her, including one for $100 million with Live Nation.
Lady Gaga Debuts Yet Another ‘Meat Garment’
Gaga's "meat corset" debuted at a concert in Budapest last month and
made a repeat appearance at her show in Amsterdam this week. The corset
featured a strapless neckline and, reportedly, a thong-style
backside...how comfortable that could be, we're not quite certain. Of course, Gaga chose matching "meat booties" to complete the look.
Although certainly revealing, this outfit isn't the most risque in Gaga's meat locker. She wore a bikini made of the stuff for the September 2010 cover of Vogue Japan. The original "meat dress" was worn for the 2010 Video Music Awards, and is now part of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame's exhibit "Women Who Rock: Vision, Passion, Power," currently touring in Washington D.C.
Although certainly revealing, this outfit isn't the most risque in Gaga's meat locker. She wore a bikini made of the stuff for the September 2010 cover of Vogue Japan. The original "meat dress" was worn for the 2010 Video Music Awards, and is now part of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame's exhibit "Women Who Rock: Vision, Passion, Power," currently touring in Washington D.C.
Monday 17 September 2012
13 years old girl looks like she 40 years old.
13 years old girl looks like she 40 years old.
(check the video)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoBetcKAxII&feature=related
PHOTOS: What happens when you Date Someone's Husband
PHOTOS: Consequences Of Dating Someone's Husband
Girls dont get caught having illicit fun with married men or you could end up like this...This girl obviously messed with the wrong woman....Continue to see more pictures....
Extraordinary People The Girl With A New Face part 1 (MARLIE)
Http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xk7yEj4g5YI&feature=related
Marlie's video click the above link to watch
The International Kids Fund, the Eugene twins and Jackson Memorial Hospital surgeon, Dr. Jesus Gomez, helped Marlie, resume a more normal life.
Marlie suffered from Polyostotic Fibrous Dysplasia and since then has undergone seven surgeries. She was in South Florida earlier this year to replace excess scar tissue and replace her facial implants.
Marlie's New Face
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=Mc3W80f7Yos&NR=1
Marlie’s latest update will
inspire you. Her spirit is amazing. Marlie, now seventeen, is typical
of many girls her age… she loves to shop and hopes to meet that special
boy and get married someday. Yet Marlie is different… very different
than most 17-year olds. Although she hopes to marry someday she wonders
if any boy could ever love her face.It was difficult to listen to her tell (through a translator) her story. Several times as she spoke tears would fall down her face. At times there was such sadness in her eyes – yet at others, such strength.
She made me realize how silly it is to worry about such insignificant things. How we’ll stress out over something as silly as a zit. I mean, how horrible it is if we are seen out in public with a little pimple on our face. See what I mean? Trivial.
I’m confident that after you watch the latest update on Marlie Casseus you too will be inspired by her courage. You will also see the beauty in her face.
In Marlie’s New Face
you will see her latest surgery and how Dr. Gomez gives her face
symmetry. Marlie still has a long journey. One that she hopes will
bring her teeth – because the tumor caused her to lose hers. So I hope you watch the newest update – Marlie’s New Face: Four Years Later. It premieres Sunday, September 13, 2009, at 9:00 p.m. EST on TLC (Comcast: channel 56, DirectTV: channel 280, DishNetwork: channel 183)
Thank you Marlie for sharing your story… for reminding me of what’s really important. I will continue to follow your story.
International Kids Fund (IKF), a program of Jackson Memorial Foundation, seeks to facilitate access to life saving or life changing medical care for children in need. This includes international children who cannot be treated within their native country, as well as children living in the United States who, without IKF assistance, would otherwise have no options. The fund ensures these children receive the best care possible at Holtz Children’s Hospital of the University Miami/Jackson Memorial Medical Center, one of the nation’s premier teaching hospitals. For more information or to make a contribution, please visit www.internationalkidsfund.org or call 1-877-IKF-KIDS.
CAUGHT IN THE ACT
Parading her naked,
Is what he is doing,
Because she was cut in the act,
Adultery is the sin of his wife.
With no atom of shame,
He parade her around naked,
A punishment deem fit for her,
He thought.
Not knowing the implication,
He drags her around naked,
The mother of his children, if any,
Been seen on the street showing everything she got.
I pitied him, for by implication,
He has disgrace and curse himself,
The woman he paid her bride price,
Walking next to him on the street without cloths.
In all ramification,
Parading her around naked is not right,
What happen with the doctrine of dignity?
What about forgiveness? Where is your mind?
Even while in the pool of anger,
Think before you act, think before you act,
Or else at the end, at the end,
You will mumble in anger for the rest of your life.
Saturday 15 September 2012
i need to know
Pls,if anyone stops U and ask if u're interested in some perfume and hand u a paper to smell, pls dn't! It's a new
scam, the paper is laced with drugs, U'll pass out so they can rob you or do worse. Pls 4ward to all friends n family...
FORWARD AS RECEIVED: In the interest of every womans health & safety.... 56 girls died because of using whisper, stayfree, always etc. single pads for the whole day. Bcoz of d chemical used in ultra napkins which converts liquid into gel proved to cause cancer in the bladder or uterus cancer. So plz try to use cotton made pads n if u r using ultra pads, Plz chnge ur pad with in 5 hours per day atleast bcoz if the time increases the blood becomes green & fungus gets into the uterus .Plz dont feel shy to fwd this msg 2 all girls.
Regards ßy: Dr Shazia Channa
scam, the paper is laced with drugs, U'll pass out so they can rob you or do worse. Pls 4ward to all friends n family...
FORWARD AS RECEIVED: In the interest of every womans health & safety.... 56 girls died because of using whisper, stayfree, always etc. single pads for the whole day. Bcoz of d chemical used in ultra napkins which converts liquid into gel proved to cause cancer in the bladder or uterus cancer. So plz try to use cotton made pads n if u r using ultra pads, Plz chnge ur pad with in 5 hours per day atleast bcoz if the time increases the blood becomes green & fungus gets into the uterus .Plz dont feel shy to fwd this msg 2 all girls.
Regards ßy: Dr Shazia Channa
how annoying are these on BBM?
SOME ANNOYING BBM UPDATES:
1. Good night pals! (So? Should we cry?)
2. Am back pals! (from where, prison or hospital?)
3. Am sick! (Go to a hospital!)
4. My heart is broken, I will never love again (hahahaha who is a heart surgeon or mechanic)
5. Am Gona b off 4 a while (Safe journey,u dey package wen u knw say u no go c moni tke subs truout dis week)
6. Facebook is boring 2day! (Hehe cheer it up if u're boring!)
7. Any lady/guy online? (Pervert!)
8. Am back! Did u miss me? (I didn't even notice you had gone... Duh!)
9. I love my Boo (Tel him, not us)
10. Lagos on my mind (Ehen? y u dey tell me?Na me wan giv u T FARE?)
11.I no see my period ( u no know wen u do am ?)
12. So Angry (go fight who provoke u )(y)
13.People are wicked ( na today u know ?)
14.Had a terrible dream last night(I be Joseph the dream interpreter?)
15.Am in love ( no be news.)
16. Am just so tired ( u no go go sleep)
17.I saw an angel ( na demon u for see ?)
18. money on my mind(Nd so? Here resemble LAPO? go rob bank)
19.Am hungry (here na kitchen?)
20.Am beautiful nd I knw it.(All Thanks goes 2 Mary KAY pancake,so chop ur beauty)
21.Ur pix looks nice( I know b4 I put am)
22.Lecture in a bit ( here na class?)
23.Oh God my flight is delayed (take molue)
24.New me ( wetin be our business ?)
25.Am tired of this life ( who send u come ?)
26. I am off to church ( na baba lawo place u for go)=)) Enjoy d rest of d day.
27.Love my new hair( ehen mek we cry, gba gbe oshii).
28.Elegushi inabit or club uno on point( ehen we knw sey u be runz girl, no need to loud am oyee wa>:/ )
1. Good night pals! (So? Should we cry?)
2. Am back pals! (from where, prison or hospital?)
3. Am sick! (Go to a hospital!)
4. My heart is broken, I will never love again (hahahaha who is a heart surgeon or mechanic)
5. Am Gona b off 4 a while (Safe journey,u dey package wen u knw say u no go c moni tke subs truout dis week)
6. Facebook is boring 2day! (Hehe cheer it up if u're boring!)
7. Any lady/guy online? (Pervert!)
8. Am back! Did u miss me? (I didn't even notice you had gone... Duh!)
9. I love my Boo (Tel him, not us)
10. Lagos on my mind (Ehen? y u dey tell me?Na me wan giv u T FARE?)
11.I no see my period ( u no know wen u do am ?)
12. So Angry (go fight who provoke u )(y)
13.People are wicked ( na today u know ?)
14.Had a terrible dream last night(I be Joseph the dream interpreter?)
15.Am in love ( no be news.)
16. Am just so tired ( u no go go sleep)
17.I saw an angel ( na demon u for see ?)
18. money on my mind(Nd so? Here resemble LAPO? go rob bank)
19.Am hungry (here na kitchen?)
20.Am beautiful nd I knw it.(All Thanks goes 2 Mary KAY pancake,so chop ur beauty)
21.Ur pix looks nice( I know b4 I put am)
22.Lecture in a bit ( here na class?)
23.Oh God my flight is delayed (take molue)
24.New me ( wetin be our business ?)
25.Am tired of this life ( who send u come ?)
26. I am off to church ( na baba lawo place u for go)=)) Enjoy d rest of d day.
27.Love my new hair( ehen mek we cry, gba gbe oshii).
28.Elegushi inabit or club uno on point( ehen we knw sey u be runz girl, no need to loud am oyee wa>:/ )
15/09/12 Saturday
15/09/12 Saturday
UPDATES: Anti-Islam film: US flag burnt as soldiers open fire to disperse protesters in Sokoto. I was invited to Democratic Party convention, says Tinubu. Ibori's $15m bribe sum: EFCC arrests businessman, begins fresh probe. Court rejects plea to stop Jonathan's impeachment. US secretary condemn anti-Islam film. Pfizer drug victims receive N119m compensation. Threat of violence: US embassy, facilities cut work hours. Excess crude account hits $8.02bn, others share N570.6bn in August. Police set to release Cynthia's body. OBJ to Boko Haram: you can't Islamise Nigeria. Fuel now N120/Litre as scarcity bites harder. Come back to PDP, Tukur tells defectors. FG pays oil marketers N259.3bn as subsidy for 2011/2012. NSCDC's weapon not with me - Minister. Lawangate: AGF returns case file to Police.
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UPDATES: Anti-Islam film: US flag burnt as soldiers open fire to disperse protesters in Sokoto. I was invited to Democratic Party convention, says Tinubu. Ibori's $15m bribe sum: EFCC arrests businessman, begins fresh probe. Court rejects plea to stop Jonathan's impeachment. US secretary condemn anti-Islam film. Pfizer drug victims receive N119m compensation. Threat of violence: US embassy, facilities cut work hours. Excess crude account hits $8.02bn, others share N570.6bn in August. Police set to release Cynthia's body. OBJ to Boko Haram: you can't Islamise Nigeria. Fuel now N120/Litre as scarcity bites harder. Come back to PDP, Tukur tells defectors. FG pays oil marketers N259.3bn as subsidy for 2011/2012. NSCDC's weapon not with me - Minister. Lawangate: AGF returns case file to Police.
***Stolen Car Camrry 2.0, Golden color with plate number NV 65 KJA,Chasis 4T1SK12E7RU346257,Engine number 5S-5408957,If found pls contact Spencer 08120802823,08035520890 or report to the nearest station or Ago - Police Station,help me broadcast Thanks.
update01-03/09/2012
01/09/2012. Saturday
UPDATES: Oyerinde: Ugolor, 9 others arraigned, remanded. Kuti's, Ekpo's families reject N5,000 note. Pipeline fire: vandals chase NEMA officials, others away from rescue operation. 29 burnt to death, 16 injured in Yobe road crash. NBA urges FG to appeal World Court judgement on Bakassi. Global human trafficking hits 800,000 annually US report. Muktari Ibrahim is the new Zone 6 AIG. Okonjo-Iweala commissions aircraft for customs. Harvard investigtes dozens of students for cheating. Fire outbreak: LUTH assures patients of uniterrupted treatment. FG protests poor treatment of Nigerians at Canadian Embassy. Jonathan for late Ethopian Prime Minister's burial. Driver escapes death as train runs into trailer in Lagos. Listen to people's cries, Gaidam begs Boko Haram. Nnaji allays fears of investors withdrawal from power reforms. Corps members face rejection in FCT.
03/08/2012. Monday
UPDATES: Attorney-Gen to Jega: you have no CEO powers. Govs won't give up on state police. World Bank, EU, others worry about power reform. Police receive 27 Nigerian deportees from Spain. UNILORIN: Contestant sues VC, Jonathan. Shell, Elcrest complete deal on OML 40 takeover. Jonathan: Zenawi's death a loss to Africa continent. Alleged N1b pension fraud: EFCC seizes passport of Kaduna oil baroness. Mimiko jittery over Akeredolu's growing popularity. Angola President Jose Eduardo dos Santos wins new term in office. Ibori's $15m bribe: I'm not part of the transaction, it only happened in my house - Andy Uba. Wife of Bayelsa Monarch nabbed for allegedly planning his abduction. FG pledges financial support for indigenous oil companies. Gunmen kill 5, burn church, police station in Borno. FG passes vote of no confidence on chinese contractors. GTBank attributes H1 profit to dedicated staff.
UPDATES: Oyerinde: Ugolor, 9 others arraigned, remanded. Kuti's, Ekpo's families reject N5,000 note. Pipeline fire: vandals chase NEMA officials, others away from rescue operation. 29 burnt to death, 16 injured in Yobe road crash. NBA urges FG to appeal World Court judgement on Bakassi. Global human trafficking hits 800,000 annually US report. Muktari Ibrahim is the new Zone 6 AIG. Okonjo-Iweala commissions aircraft for customs. Harvard investigtes dozens of students for cheating. Fire outbreak: LUTH assures patients of uniterrupted treatment. FG protests poor treatment of Nigerians at Canadian Embassy. Jonathan for late Ethopian Prime Minister's burial. Driver escapes death as train runs into trailer in Lagos. Listen to people's cries, Gaidam begs Boko Haram. Nnaji allays fears of investors withdrawal from power reforms. Corps members face rejection in FCT.
03/08/2012. Monday
UPDATES: Attorney-Gen to Jega: you have no CEO powers. Govs won't give up on state police. World Bank, EU, others worry about power reform. Police receive 27 Nigerian deportees from Spain. UNILORIN: Contestant sues VC, Jonathan. Shell, Elcrest complete deal on OML 40 takeover. Jonathan: Zenawi's death a loss to Africa continent. Alleged N1b pension fraud: EFCC seizes passport of Kaduna oil baroness. Mimiko jittery over Akeredolu's growing popularity. Angola President Jose Eduardo dos Santos wins new term in office. Ibori's $15m bribe: I'm not part of the transaction, it only happened in my house - Andy Uba. Wife of Bayelsa Monarch nabbed for allegedly planning his abduction. FG pledges financial support for indigenous oil companies. Gunmen kill 5, burn church, police station in Borno. FG passes vote of no confidence on chinese contractors. GTBank attributes H1 profit to dedicated staff.
D MURDER OF ENGLISH IN LUV LETTER
D MURDER OF ENGLISH IN LUV
LETTER
Akpors letter to Ekaitte....
Dear Sugar
Time and ability
plus double
capacity has
forced my pen to
dance
automatically on
this benedicted
sheet of paper.
Why this
miraculous thing
happened is
because honey I
love you
spontaneously and as I stand
horizontal to the
wall and perpendicular to
the ground I only
think of you, since
you are a fantastic and fabulous
girl
Darling please Stop haranguing
with the feelings in my heart
because I
love you more than a snake loves
rat.
To me each day
starts by thinking
of you and ends by dreaming of
you.
Each time I see you my metabolism
suddenly stops
and my peristalsis
goes in reverse
gear. My medular-
oblangata also
stops functioning.
Crazy crazy crazy
you may say but
this is true. If only
you knew what is
going on in my
encephalon you
would understand.
That's why I need
to see you face to
face with you,
soon. I think I have to pen-off here
because I still
haven't finished
studying electrolysis and
polymerization.
Catch you later.
Sleep tight and
don't let those bed bugs bite you
coz you are too sweet a thing for
them.
Yourz Ever,
Akpors
LETTER
Akpors letter to Ekaitte....
Dear Sugar
Time and ability
plus double
capacity has
forced my pen to
dance
automatically on
this benedicted
sheet of paper.
Why this
miraculous thing
happened is
because honey I
love you
spontaneously and as I stand
horizontal to the
wall and perpendicular to
the ground I only
think of you, since
you are a fantastic and fabulous
girl
Darling please Stop haranguing
with the feelings in my heart
because I
love you more than a snake loves
rat.
To me each day
starts by thinking
of you and ends by dreaming of
you.
Each time I see you my metabolism
suddenly stops
and my peristalsis
goes in reverse
gear. My medular-
oblangata also
stops functioning.
Crazy crazy crazy
you may say but
this is true. If only
you knew what is
going on in my
encephalon you
would understand.
That's why I need
to see you face to
face with you,
soon. I think I have to pen-off here
because I still
haven't finished
studying electrolysis and
polymerization.
Catch you later.
Sleep tight and
don't let those bed bugs bite you
coz you are too sweet a thing for
them.
Yourz Ever,
Akpors
The rate at which marriages/relationships collapse now is assuming a social symbol status in our society.
The rate at which marriages/relationships collapse now is assuming a social symbol status in our society.
In few years time, people will be throwing divorce parties and invite friends and well-wishers to celebrate their divorce anniversaries; they will choose aso-ebi, hire a hall and popular musicians. Even a question like "So when are u getting divorced?" will become commonplace.
If u know u can't handle the weight and pressures of marriage, please remain single.
If u don't know what marriage is all about, please remain single until u do.
If u are getting married because of the things u desire or hope to gain from the other person, or to satisfy ur fantasies, please remain single.
If u know u can't be faithful, remain single.
Don't get married out of desperation, because u think u are getting too old.
Don't just get married because of the pressures from ur families. They are not the one getting married-you are!
You desire a successful home, but if ur choice of friends are those whose marriages have collapsed. It is simple - they'll make u drink from their poisoned chalice. Once that happens, ur marriage is in a process of dying a slow death. Be very mindful of where you go for advices.
Guys, if u know u can't stay responsible please remain single until you mature. There's no way u can abandon the care of ur family at the expense of your lifestyle. They are your priority and everything else including u comes last. You are the teacher, the guide, the bodyguard, the spiritual leader, the role model - u are not a deity. So don't expect to be worshipped. You need respect, earn it by being responsible.
Ladies, if u know you can't be submissive please don't go into marriage so you're not turned to a punching bag!
If u know u can't stand being corrected, please marry urself. Don't throw ur spinsterhood garment away if you see respect as a big deal
In few years time, people will be throwing divorce parties and invite friends and well-wishers to celebrate their divorce anniversaries; they will choose aso-ebi, hire a hall and popular musicians. Even a question like "So when are u getting divorced?" will become commonplace.
If u know u can't handle the weight and pressures of marriage, please remain single.
If u don't know what marriage is all about, please remain single until u do.
If u are getting married because of the things u desire or hope to gain from the other person, or to satisfy ur fantasies, please remain single.
If u know u can't be faithful, remain single.
Don't get married out of desperation, because u think u are getting too old.
Don't just get married because of the pressures from ur families. They are not the one getting married-you are!
You desire a successful home, but if ur choice of friends are those whose marriages have collapsed. It is simple - they'll make u drink from their poisoned chalice. Once that happens, ur marriage is in a process of dying a slow death. Be very mindful of where you go for advices.
Guys, if u know u can't stay responsible please remain single until you mature. There's no way u can abandon the care of ur family at the expense of your lifestyle. They are your priority and everything else including u comes last. You are the teacher, the guide, the bodyguard, the spiritual leader, the role model - u are not a deity. So don't expect to be worshipped. You need respect, earn it by being responsible.
Ladies, if u know you can't be submissive please don't go into marriage so you're not turned to a punching bag!
If u know u can't stand being corrected, please marry urself. Don't throw ur spinsterhood garment away if you see respect as a big deal
updates with dates
- 04/09/2012. Tuesday
UPDATES: Zambia probes Nigerian firm for $5m oil swindle. Former Central Bank Gov Ola Vincent dies at 87. NURTW supports Lagos Traffic Law. Only justice can solve Boko Haram insurgency, says ex-Sultan Dansuki. Oyo ex- SSG denies pact with Ladoja's Accord. NUC cautions Kano, Osun over sponsoring of students to Ukraine. Brazilian Navy ship in today. 7 fail Hajj test in Ekiti.
05/09/2012. Wednesday
UPDATES: Jonathan, Dangote, others back N5000 amid protest. Ailling first lady's aides can't make calls. Police nab man with Cynthia's phone. I didn't support Oyinlola's N18.3b loan, says ex-HOS. We didn't collect money from Zambian govt, says Anyiam-Osigwe brothers. Protesters march on CBN over banknote. Low key independence day celebration this year. Police arrest masquerade, 4 others for alleged robbery in Ekiti. Ola Vincent for burial tomorrow. Nigerian troops for Guinea Bissau. Mimiko plans to implicate ACN leaders. Jimoh Ibrahim shuts down Air Nigeria. Obiji adds to Nigeria gold haul at the Paralympic games. FIFA U-20 Women's world cup: Nigeria 0-2 USA. Jega says electronic voting possible in 2015. Non payment of tax: FIRS drags 5 companies before tribunal. Subsidy probe: Lawyers drag AGF, IGP to court. Fire guts Oyo Assembly complex, no casualty recorded.
- 06/09/2012. Thursday
CBN defends N5,000 note amid calls for Sanusi's sack. Gunmen attack MTN, Airtel masts in Kano, Borno, Bauchi, Yobe. Osun commission uncovers unspent $1m in bank. Obi launches battle against kidnapping. Govt lifts DANA Air's suspension. NGOs are now conduit for money launderers'. Jonathan retains power reforms committee chair. Govt to prosecute union leaders for okada robbery. Fed Govt inaugurates committee on albinism. Ogun to spend N600m more on increase in pupils figures, says Amosun. Balotelli undergoes eye surgery, will be ready to play in 10 days. FG approves upgrade, expansion of 5 airports. Fire engulfs commercial bus full of passengers in Lagos. Suswam: National Economic council yet to decide on N5,000. Tiger Woods tops $100m mark. External reserves hit $39bn. Jaiz Bank plans 7 new branches before December. JTF seizes cache of fire arms, ammunition in Delta, arrests 3.
07/09/2012. Friday
UPDATES: MTN, Airtel, Glo, Etisalat masts destroyed in Yobe, Kano. Amosun, aides spent N237m on foreign trips in 16 months, says govt. 4 Igbinedion varsity lecturers die in car crash. Imo to prosecute Udenwa, Ohakim. Non-prosecution of Okupe is endorsement of corruption, says ACN. Akanbi insists on Salami's reinstatement. ACN to partner with U.S. democrats. LAMATA on link Ikorodu with BRT. LASTMA files fresh charge against banker. FRSC recovers 2 corpses of drowned Igbinedion Varsity Lecturers. Insecurity top agenda as Mark, Ex-military officers meet in Benue. Woman shot and beheaded man who raped her. Super Eagles depart for Monrovia Today. Blatter describes Nigeria powerful in Women Football. BOI's loan intervention rises to N73.3bn. NCC to criminalise vandalism of infrastructure. IGP sets up Special units for Telecom Equipment. Cynthia Osokogu may be buried today.
- 08/09/2012. Saturday
Police stall Cynthia's burial over autopsy. Boko Haram sets Yobe Gov's mother-in-law's house ablaze. Anxiety as fuel scarcity spreads, vandals attack NNPC officials. EFCC declares 3 oil marketers wanted. PDP broke, can't pay staff - Investigation. Salami: Court strikes out suit seeking to determine Jurisdiction. Children on LG's payroll in Kogi. Works, Transport Ministries warm up to sign performance agreement. 10yr old boy nabbed for car theft. ACN, PDP in crossfire over road contract, Oni's engineering degree in doubt - ACN, awarding 1km of road for N1b is scandalous - PDP. FG, oil marketers reach truce on subsidy payments, supply of products. NAFDAC arrests Chinese MD, seals water firm. We should not have suspended Dana's licence, says Minister. Air Nigeria workers protest sack. Tricycle operators on rampage as policeman kills chair in Lagos. Burnt Ogunpa market to be made ultra-modern - Ajimobi.
09/09/2012. Sunday
UPDATES: INEC seeks amendment to restrict President's control. London 2012 Paralympic cash rush for medalists, Gold $7,500, Silver $5,000 and Bronze $2,500. 12 burnt to death in Ogun road accident. Nigerian students spend N160b in Ghana varsities, says Babalakin. MTN mast vandalised in Jos. Pakistan frees Christian girl accused of blasphemy. Second Niger Bridge: Blame Igbo leaders if project fails - Ngige. South African wins Soyinka Literary Prize. Jonathan to visit Malawi, Botswana. Illegal Nigerian immigrant admits using dead man's ID. BUK students protest, as truck crushes female to death. Gully erosion ravages Edo villages. 2015: moves to amend PDP constitution underway. 2015: Obasanjo dumps Jonathan. Insecurity in N/Delta: DHQ acquires 10 gunboats.
updates
13/09/2012 Thursday.
UPDATES: 20 ministers listed in 2015 guber race. US ambassador to Libya, 3 others killed, IGP tightens security around embassies. I was invited by US democratic party officials - Tinubu insists. Woman was delivered of a horse, nurse, pastor give accounts. Armed robbers invade bank, kill 2 in Kwara. Minimum wage: Ekiti LG workers in street protest. PDP re-admits Fayose, sets up committe on Ondo gov poll. N47.1bn theft: Akingbola enters witness box. FG includes 75,000 military retirees in NHIS. Again, flood wreaks havoc in Nasarawa, 40 houses, fishponds farms destroyed. FG set to review penalties for national flag. Flood kills 7 in Bauchi, sacks Kaduna communities. Abuja light rail, new airport terminals to be completed by 2015. $620,000 bribe: Police quiz Lawan, Emenalo again. 11 suspected Boko Haram members arrested in Borno. FEC okays 44 projects for oil states. FG secures N1.1bn from China. Nigeria.
10/09/2012.Monday
UPDATES: Bloody sunday in Lagos, robbers kill 3 policemen, 3 others killed, 10 injured. Mike Adenuga to be conferred with GCON, 148 others to receive national honours award. Oyo petitions CJ over court registrar's bias in Tokyo's suit. Govt floats special fund for N6.15tr domestic debts. Southeast governors get to fight crime. 2015 poll: INEC sets up graphics unit to design ballot paper. ACN urges EFCC probe N588m Environment cactus contract. Aregbesola, Ikuforiji, Tinubu's wife get FRCN awards. Aganga gives directors, agency heads deadline on performance contract. CBN's introduction of N5,000 note politicised - Okupe, says Jonathan fulfiling campaign promises. 2015: North splits into camps, 9 northern govs back Jonathan. FG to conclude fuel subsidy audit this week, as petrol sells for N170/litre. Pipeline vandals kill 3 NNPC officials in Ogun. Local, foreign airlines owe FAAN N1.7bn.
11/09/2012. Tuesday
Tuesday UPDATES: Ajuonuma to buried on friday. Murray beats Djokovic at US open for first grand slam title. FG panel uncovers £2m PHCN fund in Barclays Bank. Uneasy calm at SEC as staff threaten showdown over reshuffling. Stock market dips by N54b. Fuel scarcity hits Lagos. Lawan-Otedola $620,000 bribe: more riddles surface. Floods likely in Kwara, Kogi, Delta, 3 other states. Amaechi to partner German firms for housing in Rivers. Kogi guber: S'Court dismisses Audu's appeal against Wada's victory. EFCC decries Banks unethical practices. IGP blames Police for Lagos robbery, victim lost N64m. Japan 2012: Falconets net N2m each for gallantry. ACN alleges plot by PDP to strangulate its states financially. Jonathan, Mark, others for national confab prayer. 100 Ekiti eye patients get free surgery. Illegal bunkering: JTF burns diesel tanker. Obama marks anniversary of Sept 11 attacks.
UPDATES: 20 ministers listed in 2015 guber race. US ambassador to Libya, 3 others killed, IGP tightens security around embassies. I was invited by US democratic party officials - Tinubu insists. Woman was delivered of a horse, nurse, pastor give accounts. Armed robbers invade bank, kill 2 in Kwara. Minimum wage: Ekiti LG workers in street protest. PDP re-admits Fayose, sets up committe on Ondo gov poll. N47.1bn theft: Akingbola enters witness box. FG includes 75,000 military retirees in NHIS. Again, flood wreaks havoc in Nasarawa, 40 houses, fishponds farms destroyed. FG set to review penalties for national flag. Flood kills 7 in Bauchi, sacks Kaduna communities. Abuja light rail, new airport terminals to be completed by 2015. $620,000 bribe: Police quiz Lawan, Emenalo again. 11 suspected Boko Haram members arrested in Borno. FEC okays 44 projects for oil states. FG secures N1.1bn from China. Nigeria.
10/09/2012.Monday
UPDATES: Bloody sunday in Lagos, robbers kill 3 policemen, 3 others killed, 10 injured. Mike Adenuga to be conferred with GCON, 148 others to receive national honours award. Oyo petitions CJ over court registrar's bias in Tokyo's suit. Govt floats special fund for N6.15tr domestic debts. Southeast governors get to fight crime. 2015 poll: INEC sets up graphics unit to design ballot paper. ACN urges EFCC probe N588m Environment cactus contract. Aregbesola, Ikuforiji, Tinubu's wife get FRCN awards. Aganga gives directors, agency heads deadline on performance contract. CBN's introduction of N5,000 note politicised - Okupe, says Jonathan fulfiling campaign promises. 2015: North splits into camps, 9 northern govs back Jonathan. FG to conclude fuel subsidy audit this week, as petrol sells for N170/litre. Pipeline vandals kill 3 NNPC officials in Ogun. Local, foreign airlines owe FAAN N1.7bn.
11/09/2012. Tuesday
Tuesday UPDATES: Ajuonuma to buried on friday. Murray beats Djokovic at US open for first grand slam title. FG panel uncovers £2m PHCN fund in Barclays Bank. Uneasy calm at SEC as staff threaten showdown over reshuffling. Stock market dips by N54b. Fuel scarcity hits Lagos. Lawan-Otedola $620,000 bribe: more riddles surface. Floods likely in Kwara, Kogi, Delta, 3 other states. Amaechi to partner German firms for housing in Rivers. Kogi guber: S'Court dismisses Audu's appeal against Wada's victory. EFCC decries Banks unethical practices. IGP blames Police for Lagos robbery, victim lost N64m. Japan 2012: Falconets net N2m each for gallantry. ACN alleges plot by PDP to strangulate its states financially. Jonathan, Mark, others for national confab prayer. 100 Ekiti eye patients get free surgery. Illegal bunkering: JTF burns diesel tanker. Obama marks anniversary of Sept 11 attacks.
always notice the children wen...
Carefully read through each of the following...
-Warn your girl child never to sit on anyone's laps no matter the situation including uncles.
-Avoid getting dressed in front of your child once he/she is 2years old. Lean to excuse yourself.
-If you have to hire a house-help please kindly take them for HIV screening to determine their HIV status,
properly interview them and make up your mind to treat them well.
-Never allow any adult refer to your new born as 'my wife' or 'my husband'
-Never tempt your husband with your younger sister. (Else he'd say its hers and the devil's fault)
-Avoid unnecessary familiarity and make sure you
take care of your husband by yourself lest you lead him into temptation.
-Whenever your child goes out to play with
friends make sure you look for a way to find out what kind of play they played together because young people now sexually abuse themselves.
-Never force your child to visit any adult he or she is not comfortable with and also be observant if your child becomes too fond of a particular adult.
-Once a very lively child suddenly becomes
withdrawn you might need to patiently ask a lot of questions from your child.
-If you don't teach your children about sex, the society will teach them the wrong values.
-It is always advisable you go through any new material like cartoons you just bought for them before they start seeing it themselves.
-Teach your 3year olds how to wash their private parts properly and warn them never to allow anyone touch those areas and that includes you.(remember, charity begins at home and with you)
-Blacklist some materials you think could threaten the sanity of your child (that includes music, movies and musicians) and let them understand the value of standing out of the crowd.
-Once your child complains about a particular person,don't keep quiet about it. Take up the case and show them you can defend them always!
Now If after reading through this and you think its useful enough.
-Warn your girl child never to sit on anyone's laps no matter the situation including uncles.
-Avoid getting dressed in front of your child once he/she is 2years old. Lean to excuse yourself.
-If you have to hire a house-help please kindly take them for HIV screening to determine their HIV status,
properly interview them and make up your mind to treat them well.
-Never allow any adult refer to your new born as 'my wife' or 'my husband'
-Never tempt your husband with your younger sister. (Else he'd say its hers and the devil's fault)
-Avoid unnecessary familiarity and make sure you
take care of your husband by yourself lest you lead him into temptation.
-Whenever your child goes out to play with
friends make sure you look for a way to find out what kind of play they played together because young people now sexually abuse themselves.
-Never force your child to visit any adult he or she is not comfortable with and also be observant if your child becomes too fond of a particular adult.
-Once a very lively child suddenly becomes
withdrawn you might need to patiently ask a lot of questions from your child.
-If you don't teach your children about sex, the society will teach them the wrong values.
-It is always advisable you go through any new material like cartoons you just bought for them before they start seeing it themselves.
-Teach your 3year olds how to wash their private parts properly and warn them never to allow anyone touch those areas and that includes you.(remember, charity begins at home and with you)
-Blacklist some materials you think could threaten the sanity of your child (that includes music, movies and musicians) and let them understand the value of standing out of the crowd.
-Once your child complains about a particular person,don't keep quiet about it. Take up the case and show them you can defend them always!
Now If after reading through this and you think its useful enough.
joke... just one
Father:
y did ur teacher slap u? Akpos: cos I asked her, y is Bra singular wen
it covers 2 items & Panties plural when it covers just 1"
joke... bring my wife
Earn
N50,000 right away?. The driver
excitedly
says what do I have to do? Bring
my wife
by the hair out of that hotel,
here's a
picture of her. After a while the
driver is
seen dragging a woman by the
hair ,
while kicking and beating her and
puts
her in the Taxi. and the husband
says to
him, " This is not my wife" the
driver
replied " Nooooo , this is mine,
hold her
for me. I'm going for yours"!
N50,000 right away?. The driver
excitedly
says what do I have to do? Bring
my wife
by the hair out of that hotel,
here's a
picture of her. After a while the
driver is
seen dragging a woman by the
hair ,
while kicking and beating her and
puts
her in the Taxi. and the husband
says to
him, " This is not my wife" the
driver
replied " Nooooo , this is mine,
hold her
for me. I'm going for yours"!
Friday 14 September 2012
Nigerian Comedy 1 and I go die.. open d links
1.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zp3Rmujdo9s&feature=related
2.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWucFSa_g6U&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zp3Rmujdo9s&feature=related
2.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWucFSa_g6U&feature=related
26-27/08/2012 updates
26/08/2012.
UPDATES: N400b subsidy scandal: Fed Govt insists on full refund. Ibori loot: we will recover all Delta state money - Uduaghan. OIC: Nigeria remains a secular state, says Minister. 2015: Igbo should wait for Jonathan's decision, says Obi. ICAN, others fault proposed N5,000 note. Ethopian Boeing 787-800 makes historic landing in Lagos. FG reads riot act to pilots. No going back on PHCN privatisation, says FG. FG plans N1bn Eurobond to found gas, power projects. Queues disappear in the FCT. Jigawa gov's convoy involved in accident in Kano. Fashola blast critics over Lagos Ocean surge. Armstrong, first man on moon dies at 82. Jonathan to sack non-performing ministers in January 2013. Beware of 419 politicians from Sierra Leone - High commissioner. Boko Haram: Sultan advocates right Islamic teaching. EPL Results: Man Utd 3-2 Fulham, Chelsea 2-0 New Castle.
27/08/2012.
Tension in Court of Appeal over acting PCA's extension. N5,000 banknote will worsen economy, say NLC, ACN. Police invite council chair over Deeper Life killings. ACN urges Jonathan, IGP to caution Mimiko over attacks on Akeredolu. ACN picks Adedipe as Akeredolu's running mate. Police probe N832m subsidy scam. Kogi election: Wada, Echocho know fate Wednesday. Ondo gov election: INEC okays 13 parties for election, 3 women make deputy gov list. Boko Haram: no face- to-face dialogue - FG. Third Mainland Bridge not collapsing - FG. Presidency denies N7.2tr missing oil revenue, says budget benchmark is $75/barrel. Imminent sack looms in aviation sector, as FAAN GMs received sack letters. Flood claims 1, destroys 73 houses in Nasarawa, 3 confirmed dead in Adamawa flood. UN marks 1-yr remembrance of Abuja bombing. Oyo to dredge 6 rivers. Security: church bans headgears, handbags. EPL: Liverpool 2-2 Man City
UPDATES: N400b subsidy scandal: Fed Govt insists on full refund. Ibori loot: we will recover all Delta state money - Uduaghan. OIC: Nigeria remains a secular state, says Minister. 2015: Igbo should wait for Jonathan's decision, says Obi. ICAN, others fault proposed N5,000 note. Ethopian Boeing 787-800 makes historic landing in Lagos. FG reads riot act to pilots. No going back on PHCN privatisation, says FG. FG plans N1bn Eurobond to found gas, power projects. Queues disappear in the FCT. Jigawa gov's convoy involved in accident in Kano. Fashola blast critics over Lagos Ocean surge. Armstrong, first man on moon dies at 82. Jonathan to sack non-performing ministers in January 2013. Beware of 419 politicians from Sierra Leone - High commissioner. Boko Haram: Sultan advocates right Islamic teaching. EPL Results: Man Utd 3-2 Fulham, Chelsea 2-0 New Castle.
27/08/2012.
Tension in Court of Appeal over acting PCA's extension. N5,000 banknote will worsen economy, say NLC, ACN. Police invite council chair over Deeper Life killings. ACN urges Jonathan, IGP to caution Mimiko over attacks on Akeredolu. ACN picks Adedipe as Akeredolu's running mate. Police probe N832m subsidy scam. Kogi election: Wada, Echocho know fate Wednesday. Ondo gov election: INEC okays 13 parties for election, 3 women make deputy gov list. Boko Haram: no face- to-face dialogue - FG. Third Mainland Bridge not collapsing - FG. Presidency denies N7.2tr missing oil revenue, says budget benchmark is $75/barrel. Imminent sack looms in aviation sector, as FAAN GMs received sack letters. Flood claims 1, destroys 73 houses in Nasarawa, 3 confirmed dead in Adamawa flood. UN marks 1-yr remembrance of Abuja bombing. Oyo to dredge 6 rivers. Security: church bans headgears, handbags. EPL: Liverpool 2-2 Man City
Basketmouth - Night of a Thousand Laughs vol 19
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yr7knCEETCo&feature=related
Basketmouth - Night of a Thousand Laughs vol 19
All i could say was wow wen i saw this. Stephanie Okereke Wedding Video in Paris, France... check d link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBxD9F4URko&feature=related
Is our Nigerian Actress Tonto Dikeh also among? check the link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7z0dk_M1vHE&feature=related
23-24/08/12. updates
23/08/2012.
UPDATES: Asari, Ateke, Tompolo get govt's N5.6b contracts. Suspects: we drugged Cynthia before killing her. Negotiate with terror groups, North's govs tell panel. INEC shake up to affect 67 directors. Jonathan signs performance contracts with ministers. PDP condemns NUPENG strike. Suspect hides 8.5kg of drug in metal pipes. Lagos deplores hanging on trains. 50 pastors fired from Mountain of Fire Ministries for embezzling church funds. FG, Oil workers meeting ends in deadlock as fuel scarcity bites harder. NUPENG set to embark on national strike tomorrow over delays in subsidy payments. Govt orders Air Force to patrol borders. NRC shifts take-off of Lagos-Kano rail services. Lagos faults linking ocean surge to Altlantic City. Adebayor completes £5m Tottenham move. NDIC realises N102m from sale of failed banks' assets. Subsidy scam: FG indicts Capital Oil, 3 others.
24/08/2012.
UPDATES: Oshiomhole aide's murder suspects: SSS, police clash. Murder suspect pulled down from ceiling. CBN introduces N5,000, as N5, N10 and N20 become coins. Northern governors not doing enough on security, says IGP. Alleged N635m contract scam: Okupe defends his integrity. Ruling in Mpape demolition suit Sept 10. 75% of Nigerians cook with firewood. Minister beg teachers over non-payment of N1.44b allowances. Ethopia's leader for burial Sept 2. Wigan accept Chelsea offer for Victor Moses. 2 killed in reprisal attack by Fulani in Plateau. Flood kills 4 in Jigawa. OAU inducts 201 doctors, dentists. Benue: 3-month-old baby stolen in church. Subsidy: Indicted oil marketer begin refund of money to FG. FRCN Ibadan zonal office workers protest non-payment of salaries. Nigeria receives $105m IFAD grant for Agric. FG targets additional 5,000mw from 10 new plants by 2013.
UPDATES: Asari, Ateke, Tompolo get govt's N5.6b contracts. Suspects: we drugged Cynthia before killing her. Negotiate with terror groups, North's govs tell panel. INEC shake up to affect 67 directors. Jonathan signs performance contracts with ministers. PDP condemns NUPENG strike. Suspect hides 8.5kg of drug in metal pipes. Lagos deplores hanging on trains. 50 pastors fired from Mountain of Fire Ministries for embezzling church funds. FG, Oil workers meeting ends in deadlock as fuel scarcity bites harder. NUPENG set to embark on national strike tomorrow over delays in subsidy payments. Govt orders Air Force to patrol borders. NRC shifts take-off of Lagos-Kano rail services. Lagos faults linking ocean surge to Altlantic City. Adebayor completes £5m Tottenham move. NDIC realises N102m from sale of failed banks' assets. Subsidy scam: FG indicts Capital Oil, 3 others.
24/08/2012.
UPDATES: Oshiomhole aide's murder suspects: SSS, police clash. Murder suspect pulled down from ceiling. CBN introduces N5,000, as N5, N10 and N20 become coins. Northern governors not doing enough on security, says IGP. Alleged N635m contract scam: Okupe defends his integrity. Ruling in Mpape demolition suit Sept 10. 75% of Nigerians cook with firewood. Minister beg teachers over non-payment of N1.44b allowances. Ethopia's leader for burial Sept 2. Wigan accept Chelsea offer for Victor Moses. 2 killed in reprisal attack by Fulani in Plateau. Flood kills 4 in Jigawa. OAU inducts 201 doctors, dentists. Benue: 3-month-old baby stolen in church. Subsidy: Indicted oil marketer begin refund of money to FG. FRCN Ibadan zonal office workers protest non-payment of salaries. Nigeria receives $105m IFAD grant for Agric. FG targets additional 5,000mw from 10 new plants by 2013.
News update 14/09/2012 friday
UPDATES:
FG collected N985bn revenue in July - CBN. Benue/Niger flood: we have
resigned to fate - Victims, as water level rises on River Benue. Poor
masses beg CBN over proposed coinage of N5, N10, N20. NHIS to be made
compulsory by Dec - Sambo. Unemployed Ijaw graduates give Chevron 7-day
ultimatum. Fashola, crash victims' families want cause of Dana crash
published. Fuel scarcity persists as marketers shun importation.
Extremists may strike, US warns citizens in Nigeria. I took N18.33bn
loan in the interest of Osun state - Oyinlola. FG begins cleansing of
civil service. Oyo CP summons Tokyo, Auxiliary over killings in Ibadan.
Jonathan, govs meet to stave off security breach. Bayelsa prays for
First Lady. 2012: INEC gets ballot paper design machines. EFCC arraigns
72-year old man for alleged N1.1m fraud. I'm confused, overwhelmed, says
Ajuonuma's widow. Ajimobi promotes 300 typists. Suspected robber,
policemen killed in Oyo gun battle. Ghaddafi's fall fuelled Boko Haram -
Obasanjo.
Thursday 13 September 2012
this got me grrrrrrrrrrrr!
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you might just wanna check
Somethings I saw about international artists. May be u wanna see too
But really is it true?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qC7qCdmGmr4&feature=related
But really is it true?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qC7qCdmGmr4&feature=related
some facts about Michael'sconfessions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qxORq6eFA0&feature=related<iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/0zg2JnRGYuc?feature=player_detailpage" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qxORq6eFA0&feature=relmfu
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